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1. Today is Constitution Day. On this day in 1787, the United States Constitution was signed in Philadelphia.
2. Monday, the 13th, was Mario's 25th anniversary. "Super Mario Bros." was released in Japan for the Famicom on September 13, 1985.
3. Fred: the Movie will premiere tomorrow on Nickelodeon at 8:00/7:00 PM Central Time Zone.

Okay, FOUR things.
4. I was looking up the specifics regarding Constitution Day on Wikipedia (i.e., was it ratified or signed today?), I found out that the Battle of Thermopylae began on this day in 480 BC. The Battle of Thermopylae was fought between a large army of Persians and a smaller army of Greeks, including 300 Spartans led by their king, Leonidas...

And I STILL have yet to go to the pool and water park!
My last day of freedom, and I'm starting it by wasting time on the computer.
So yeah, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World looks good.

Street Fighter X Tekken

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Sweet 16. WHOO! This is so AWESOME! I can get a driver's license, and, and...
Wait... my birthday's tomorrow.

is one of the few times here in America where explosives can be used without the fear of it being terrorism. No, I'm not talking about Mythbusters. I'm talking about Independence Day. No, not the movie, "Independence Day." The Fourth of July Independance Day. I know I already made a post on Independance Day.
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It's supposed to spell out "happy birthday america," but whatever.

This is like the first Pico Day I've celebrated as an actual Newgroundser.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy BIRTHDAY dear Pico...
Haaapy birthday to-
*a splodes*

This is the best April Fool's joke I've ever seen. For posterity, here's an image showing the effects:

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That's supposed to be a Yoshi.