Total Medals Earned: 1,256 (From 196 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,900 Points
Medals Earned: 14/20 (200/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Total over 1 million feet
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 9/10 (125/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 17/18 (450/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/50 points)
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
You got killed by the Weebl
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/350 points)
Hit 20 notes in a row
Hit 40 notes in a row
Hit 30 notes in a row
Hit 50 notes in a row
Hit 100 notes in a row
Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
Hit 200 notes in a row
Hit 300 notes in a row
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (65/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (60/60 points)
Find 16 muffins!
Find 32 muffins!
Destroy the town hall in the final level.
Find Lyra (or her sister) in 10 of the levels!
Complete the game!
Find 48 muffins!