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Luigi's Bush Calamity Luigi's Bush Calamity

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wonderfully made, just as good as the inspiration.

Though I fail to understand the purpose of the "Subscribe" text at the beginning of the animation. The same goes for the MatthewCorporations logo that was displayed throughout. Also, why does this have an "E" rating when I saw the F word twice?


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Slappy's Loop De Boops Slappy's Loop De Boops

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love this.

To get the first secret medal, you EDOC IMANOK EHT TUPNI. The second medal requires you to "RETNE" SSERP NEHT ,PU SWOHS NEERG NI "?terceS" DROW EHT LITNU "BAT" SSERP.
Secret GNILIOPS aside, what was up with the EDOC IMANOK secret loop?
The only way you could make this better would be to add a "Keep Playing" button. Some loops are worth being viewed for more than 20 seconds. Also, add more loops.


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Kevin responds:

I CAN'T READ YOUR SECRET CODE MAN!


Retarded Animal Babies 4 Retarded Animal Babies 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Special channels:

0-Cursed Made-For-TV Movie
1-The Flesh Network
2-A** Masters
3-Verizon Parody
4-News
5-A Nature Program?
6-The Nam Show
7-Hack to teh Suxx0r part IV
8-Squirminator 4
9-The actual episode.
10-Commercial
50-The Who Caresy Show
69-Obviously one of those porn channels.
100-Centegenarian Weekly
111-The Binary Channel
123-???
666-It's the Number of the Beast. What were you expecting?
999-666 upside-down.
Everything else-Either test patterns, static, technical difficulties, a test of the Annoying Noise System, static, or fuzzy porn.


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Recent Game Reviews


60 Second Life 60 Second Life

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beautiful message.

Unfortunately, I can only describe why this is by pointing out the problems with the game.

For one, the failure-to-get-a-powerup-thingy messages were fairly depressing. Whenever I attempted to succeed at a single aspect of life, the game always made me feel like a jerk (whether it was the aforementioned failure message or the result message). Even when I tried to perfectly balance all the aspects, I managed to feel horrible. For me, the most jarring failure message was "Your family misses you."

Regarding a different aspect of the game (specifically the controls): They sucked. No matter how long I held down the left/right key, I just couldn't get the character to move. I had to continually abort and restart the game until I got lucky.

Gameplay-wise, the game was okay. My only complaint is that trying to balance all the aspects of life always results in a sub-par score and a disappointing result message.

However...

Your game made me realize the IMPORTANCE of balancing success, love, family and hobbies, as well as the unfortunate fact that life is short. For this, I give this game a 10 out of 10, a 5 out of 5, and a place on my Favorites.


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Pentrix + Pentrix +

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Just because it's a variation of Tetris...

With 5-block pieces instead of 4, it's treated as something unoriginal? That's stupid! I loved this game. I found the 5-block piece gameplay difficult compared to that of Tetris.


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Cathelius responds:

Thanks!


Clash of the Sprites EPS1 Clash of the Sprites EPS1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great, although I have questions about the plot:

1. If Metal Sonic was in possession of the Chaos Emeralds, how did Shadow go super? I suppose Shadow could have somehow absorbed enough Chaos energy to transform...
2. Where did Kirby come from? If I am correct to assume that Sonic's and Kirby's are two of the Seven Worlds mentioned in the first scene, how was Kirby able to travel between dimensions?
Other than that, this game is just about perfect.
Oh, and get this: On the first turn of the fight, I decided to use Rune of Cataclysm, and it was 100% successful! The fight was over as soon as it began! Can you believe it?!


DiamondHengeStudios responds:

More of the plot will be revealing in episode 3. Everything will be made clear then...

Recent Audio Reviews


Final Fantasy 6-Dancing Mad Final Fantasy 6-Dancing Mad

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is great.

My only problem with it is that you didn't include the first part of Tier 4.